DON'T SOAK UP THE NONSENSE
This tee is made for the days when people toss their irritation, chaos, or bad moods your way — and you refuse to absorb any of it. Easy, comfortable, and built for staying unbothered, it helps you move through your day without letting anything stick.
- 100% cotton for easy, everyday comfort
- Classic unisex fit that works with anything
- Medium-weight fabric built for real life
- Tear-away tag to avoid pointless irritation
- Machine-washable — toss it in and move on
Water Off A Duck's Ass - Unisex Tee
$24.00Price
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