top of page

DON'T SOAK UP THE NONSENSE 

 

This tee is made for the days when people toss their irritation, chaos, or bad moods your way — and you refuse to absorb any of it. Easy, comfortable, and built for staying unbothered, it helps you move through your day without letting anything stick.

 

  • 100% cotton for easy, everyday comfort
  • Classic unisex fit that works with anything
  • Medium-weight fabric built for real life
  • Tear-away tag to avoid pointless irritation
  • Machine-washable — toss it in and move on
     

Water Off A Duck's Ass - Unisex Tee

$24.00Price
Quantity
  • Flat Rate Shipping: We offer a $10 Flat Rate for all domestic shipping within the U.S.

 

  • Free Shipping: Orders over $150 qualify for Free Shipping.

 

  • Production Time: Because our items are custom-made just for you, please allow 3–7 business days for production before your order ships.

 

  • Delivery Time: Most orders arrive within 3–5 business days after shipping. You will receive a tracking number as soon as your merch is on the move.

 

  • Address Policy: Please double-check your address. We cannot offer refunds or replacements for items delivered to an incorrect address provided at checkout.

Dr. J.J. Kelly, Psy.D.

510-595-7594

©2026 by Unorthodocs, Inc.

bottom of page