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LET THEIR DRAMA SLIDE RIGHT OFF

 

This sweatshirt is built for staying unbothered when people come at you sideways. Soft, sturdy, and made for resilience, it helps you shrug off anything that doesn’t belong to you.

 

  • Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend
  • Classic unisex fit that feels good anywhere
  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband that keep their shape
  • No side seams for added comfort
  • Machine-washable — toss it in and move on

 

Water Off A Duck's Ass - Unisex Sweatshirt

$36.00Price
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  • Flat Rate Shipping: We offer a $10 Flat Rate for all domestic shipping within the U.S.

 

  • Free Shipping: Orders over $150 qualify for Free Shipping.

 

  • Production Time: Because our items are custom-made just for you, please allow 3–7 business days for production before your order ships.

 

  • Delivery Time: Most orders arrive within 3–5 business days after shipping. You will receive a tracking number as soon as your merch is on the move.

 

  • Address Policy: Please double-check your address. We cannot offer refunds or replacements for items delivered to an incorrect address provided at checkout.

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